Saturday 28 June 2014

One swallow does not make a summer.


One swallow does not make a summer.

OK, so I made a mistake, An error of judgement, but come on, I'd just won the biggest order the company had ever received. The Champagne was flowing everyone was euphoric. Suddenly we found ourselves alone.  We were kissing then I sank to my knees and gave him a blow job.
So I repeated the mistake 2 weeks later at the Christmas party! What can I say, I'm a sucker for brown eyes!
It's now May and everywhere I turn, he's there, at my elbow. 
'I love you' he says, 
'No you don't' I reply 'It's lust' 
'I do love you, I want to marry you'
I'm tired of trying to let him down gently.
'You know the saying. One swallow doesn't make a summer?'
'Yes' he replied, puzzled.
'Well two swallows doesn't make a relationship' I snarled as I stalked
off.

With apologies to Kathy Lette I believe I stole this line from one of her books

4 comments:

  1. Love the use of the prompt, very funny.

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  2. Might be true love, albeit somewhat one sided. Who am I to say? I had to laugh.

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  3. Elegantly written, very funny! Lyssa M x

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