Monday, 16 March 2015

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time. Sir Terry Pratchett

The machine’s beeping.
Cursing & muttering, she’s wild eyed.
‘Dis damn machine, it doesn’t like me!’
‘I’ve pressed every damn button!’
I read the error message ‘Refill paper’
I do, it works.
 ‘Why’s it not work for me?’
I shrug.
Still muttering, she wanders off.
A little voice pipes up ‘Has she gone?’
‘Why can’t you just do her copying?’
‘ I don’t like her’ replied the gnome.
 ‘So you bugger about with all her jobs.’
The gnome chortles.

1 comment:

  1. I knew it! Apparently, I need to be nicer to my printer.