Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time. Sir Terry Pratchett

The machine’s beeping.

Cursing & muttering, she’s wild eyed.

‘Dis damn machine, it doesn’t like me!’

‘I’ve pressed every damn button!’

I read the error message ‘Refill paper’

I do, it works.

 ‘Why’s it not work for me?’

I shrug.

Still muttering, she wanders off.

A little voice pipes up ‘Has she gone?’

‘Why can’t you just do her copying?’

‘ I don’t like her’ replied the gnome.

 ‘So you bugger about with all her jobs.’

The gnome chortles.